The Metric Con

Stewart Brand, Imperial Units, and the Politics of Measurement

“The centimeter is unloveable, inhuman, and not even really convenient. It is the chill breath of vicious Fascist conspiracy.”
Stewart Brand, CoEvolution Quarterly, Spring 1976

The Metric System

Anti-Metric Sentiment: at Home and Abroad

Measurements Shape Reality

“When you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind; it may be the beginning of knowledge, but you have scarcely, in your thoughts, advanced to the stage of science.”
Lord Kelvin

Access to (Ancient + High-Tech) Tools

Digital Space and Unit Collapse

“I honor metric—S.I. anyways—for its uses in science, and for that reason I favor continued dual teaching of metric and customary measure in schools. Otherwise I am glad to see conversion going the way of Esperanto and New Math. Whatever the worthiness of the idea, it didn’t work at all. There’s no shame in that. Most good ideas don’t.”38

The Ideology of Frictionlessness



Fall 1979 issue of the CoEvolution Quarterly, 118
Summer 1978 issue of the CoEvolution Quarterly, 86
  1. Steve Baer, “Metric System Con,”  CoEvolution Quarterly, Winter Solstice 1974, 67. https://wholeearth.info/p/coevolution-quarterly-winter-1974?format=spreads&index=71 [↩]
  2. Amir Alexander, “Not Giving an Inch,” review of Whatever Happened to the Metric System? by John Bemelmans Marciano, The New York Times, August 24, 2014. https://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/24/books/review/whatever-happened-to-the-metric-system-by-john-bemelmans-marciano.html [↩]
  3. New Scientist, cover image, October 30, 1980, accessed May 26, 2025, https://themetricmaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/New-Scientist-1980-10-30.png [↩]
  4. Stewart Brand, “Material Invited for CQ Metric Argument Book.” CoEvolution Quarterly, Summer 1979, 22. [↩]
  5. Paul L. Montgomery, “800 Putting Best Foot Forward Attend a Gala Against Metrics.” The New York Times, June 1, 1981. [↩]
  6. Stewart Brand, “America Is Not Switching to Metric.” The CoEvolution Quarterly Whole Earth Jamboree 1968-1978, Winter 1978, 16–17. [↩]
  7. Peasants were taxed by feudal lords who used larger bushels than those used by the peasants at market. [↩]
  8. James Vincent, Beyond Measure: The Hidden History of Measurement from Cubits to Quantum Constants (New York: W. W. Norton, 2022), audiobook, track 6, 6:35. [↩]
  9. Ken Alder, The Measure of All Things (Simon & Schuster, 2014), 1. [↩]
  10. They originally proposed using a second pendulum but rates vary depending on location due to gravity. [↩]
  11. Alder, The Measure of All Things, 263. [↩]
  12. D. Graham Burnett, “The Error of All Things,” American Scientist 91, no. 2 (March-April 2003): 166-168. https://www.americanscientist.org/article/the-error-of-all-things [↩]
  13. What we refer to as the metric system has, since 1960, meant The International System of Units  (Système international d'unités) or SI, the modern form of the metric system and the world's most widely used system of measurement. [↩]
  14. Vincent, Beyond Measure, 169-170 [↩]
  15. Burnett, “The Error of All Things,” 166-168. [↩]
  16. Stewart Brand, introduction to “Metric System Con” by Steve Baer,  CoEvolution Quarterly, Winter 1974, 66. [↩]
  17. James Vincent, “The battle of the standards: why the US and UK can’t stop fighting the metric system,” The Verge, January 16, 2023. [↩]
  18. Alexander, “Not Giving an Inch.” [↩]
  19. 1 yard is legally defined as 0.9144 meter and 1 avoirdupois pound as 0.45359237 kilograms. [↩]
  20. Brand, introduction to “Metric System Con” by Baer, 66. [↩]
  21. Baer, “Metric System Con,” 67. [↩]
  22. Don Ihde, Bodies in Technology (Minneapolis: University of Minnesota Press, 2002). [↩]
  23. Denny, Neil. Little Atoms. (2022, July 4). Little Atoms 756  [Audio podcast episode]. In Little Atoms. Apple Podcasts. [↩]
  24. Vincent, Beyond Measure, 135. [↩]
  25. Brian Toss, “Human Fahrenheit, Inhuman Celsius,” CoEvolution Quarterly, Winter 1978, 17. [↩]
  26. Examples include Catalan: polzada ("inch") and polze ("thumb"); Czech: palec ("thumb"); Danish and Norwegian: tomme ("inch") French: pouce; Georgian: დუიმი, Hungarian: hüvelyk; Italian: pollice; Portuguese: polegada ("inch") and polegar ("thumb"); ("duim"); Slovak: palec ("thumb"); Spanish: pulgada ("inch") and pulgar ("thumb"); and Swedish: tum ("inch") and tumme ("thumb"). While in Dutch, the word for inch is engelse duim (english thumb). From: Wikipedia contributors. (n.d.). Inch. Wikipedia. Retrieved May 26, 2025, from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inch#:~:text=Examples%20 include%20 Catalan%3A%20 polzada%20(%22,)%20and%20polegar%20(%22thumb%22) [↩]
  27. Robert P. Crease, World in the Balance: The Historic Quest for an Absolute System of Measurement (New York: W. W. Norton, 1993). [↩]
  28. Fred Turner, From Counterculture to Cyberculture: Stewart Brand, the Whole Earth Network, and the Rise of Digital Utopianism (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 2006), 83. [↩]
  29. Vincent, Beyond Measure, 267. [↩]
  30. Steven A. Treese, “Metric and U.S. Customary/English Systems,” in History and Measurement of the Base and Derived Units (Cham: Springer, 2018), https://doi.org/10.1007/978-3-319-77577-7_3. [↩]
  31. Local Histories, A Brief History of Measurement, accessed May 26, 2025, from https://localhistories.org/a-brief-history-of-measurement/. [↩]
  32. James C. Scott, Seeing like a State: How Certain Schemes to Improve the Human Condition Have Failed (New Haven: Yale University Press, 1998). [↩]
  33. Later installments were published in the Politics section. [↩]
  34. Robin Clarke, “Some Utopian Characteristics of Soft Technology.” CoEvolution Quarterly, Winter Solstice 1974, 59. [↩]
  35. Turner, From Counterculture to Cyberculture, 70. [↩]
  36. Hannah Arendt quoted in Vincent, Beyond Measure, 338. [↩]
  37. Brand, “America Is Not Switching to Metric,” 16-17. [↩]
  38. Brand, “America Is Not Switching to Metric,” 16-17. [↩]
  39. Baer, “Metric System Con,” 67. [↩]
  40. Baer, “Metric System Con,” 67. [↩]
  41. Per Einstein’s E = mc². [↩]
  42. 1 zettabyte = 10247 bytes and 1 byte = 8 bits. [↩]
  43. Samantha Spengler, “The Weight of the Internet Will Shock You.” WIRED, March 24, 2025. https://www.wired.com/story/weight-of-the-internet/ [↩]